Blue Genes... I'll be here all week
Having to see your ex at family gatherings.
If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(
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