Half of what it was last week
A mounted police officer
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
We only met last week!
It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.
Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.
A: KABOOM!!
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