What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

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What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple?

The holocaust.

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How do you ruin a joke?

By reposting it every week!

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

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Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?

Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.

What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-