What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

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What's black and dosent work?

Half of London

What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

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Why repent?

I pented just last week.

Who's there ! Amelia ! Amelia who ?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it !

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Why is there a 100,000 oil limit in World of Warcraft Garrisons?

Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant

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Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe