What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

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How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

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Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

Why is the letter E like London?

Because it is the capital of England.