What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

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How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

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Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

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How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?

Being the 45th white one.

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Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

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