What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

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What is half the diameter of a radish?

the radiush.

How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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What's a black person of the United States called?

A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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How are we?

was the capital of Wodesia

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe