How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

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Why did the L.A. riots last only 4 days?

Everyone knows black people can't work a full week.

Why is America bad at the game Chess?

Because they don't know how to defend their towers.

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What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

Why did Horse Santa put his dentist on the naughty list?

You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

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What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

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What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

What happens when you pet a cat in the opposite direction?

You rub them the wrong way

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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest