How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

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When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What bleeds once a month in the mouth?

Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that

What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth?

Her miscarriage.

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What did the Cryptologist have for breakfast?

Hash with alot of Salt

What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

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How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal

Foam Jokes More Foam Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest