What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

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What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

What did the yogi have for breakfast?

an lette

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How do you keep bacon from curling in the pan?

You take away its tiny brooms.

What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.