What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

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Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.