What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

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What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

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Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.