What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

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Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

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How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!