What did Freddy Mercury have for breakfast?

Bacon and AIDS (I'm so sorry Freddy)

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What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.