Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

What do people in florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What are the four most common types of states of matter?

Solid, gas, liquid and Black Lives.

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

Property Jokes More Property Jokes

How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Inertia Jokes More Inertia Jokes

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego?

Inertia.

Bill Nye Jokes More Bill Nye Jokes

What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

What exactly does BYOB mean?

Bring your own beer" Bill Nye the Science Guy slowly slides the bacteria sample back in his lab coat