Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

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Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

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Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

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Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

What do you call Shia LaBeouf's alter ego?

Inertia.

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What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.