What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?

Read the label.

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

What's the difference between a Syrian school and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I'm just flying the drone

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What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !