What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.

Whats the difference between dawn and dusk?

d(sun)/dt *facepalm* I'll see myself out.

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What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

What do you call a flying Grizzly?

a bearoplane

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What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies. :-)

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!