What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys?

One is a cunning bunch of runts...

What is the difference between a baby and a alarm clock?

You only have to hit the alarm clock once to make it be quiet...

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Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What do you call a flying dinosaur who always gives you a chance?

A Fairodactyl

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How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.