How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

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What do you call an Ethiopian on a hunger strike?

Ethiopian.

Why are Ethiopian's teeth so white?

Because they never use them

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What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

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How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure