How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

How do you celebrate an Ethiopian child's first birthday?

By laying flowers on their grave.

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How does a blonde turn the lights on in the morning?

A: She opens the car door.

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Whats your favourite brand of beer?

When i was younger, i used to drink any brand of beer, but now i am older Budweiser

What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

Rib Jokes More Rib Jokes

What do you call a brother and sister rack of ribs??

Riblings

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man