What do Canadians drink when the beer is all gone?

Hard eh.

Previous Random Joke Next

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did the Udon noodles stop drinking?

They wanted to be Soba... I heard that a few days ago and wanted to share it.

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

Why do you always exchange your Canadian dollars to USD?

It makes no sense!" "Well neither does the Canadian Mint!"

Who's sorry now?

First question on Canadian citizenship exam

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.