How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

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Why did the feminist sign up for football?

She wanted to be the center of attention.

Why were mexicans celebrating at a stop sign?

They saw it as a sign to pare.

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Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

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Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

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How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"