How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

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What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!

What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!"

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What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

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How do blind people sign contracts?

On the dotted line.

Why are we running so fast?

asked one. "Because" said the second "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"