Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.
When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.
You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!
Deer Nuts. Beer Nuts are $1.49, while Deer nuts are under a Buck!
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are a dollar and deer nuts are just under a buck.
A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
By giving each other a taste of their own venison
A buck-an-ear.
With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.
Beer nuts are over a dollar deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)