How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why are there so many Asians?

Its the food. There is too much raw dog. Heard it on Adam Carolla's Podcast. A caller phoned in and told it to Adam. Thought you guys would like it.

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.