How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos

What do "white privilege" and "severely mentally handicapped" have in common?

Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.