How do really posh dogs send messages?

By predigree-mail.

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

What did the terrorist send in the mail?

A CAIR package.

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.