What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

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What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

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I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

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What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."