What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

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Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

Garbanzo Jokes More Garbanzo Jokes

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

What's the difference in a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face before.

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."