50 Buck Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea?

I've never paid 50 bucks to have a garbanzo on my face.

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What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

How much for a consultation?

Three questions for $150 bucks." "Kinda steep, isn't it " "Yeah, now what's your last question."