What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Stool Sample Jokes More Stool Sample Jokes

What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

Why did the doctor go the furniture store?

Because he needed a stool sample.