Wish Foundation Jokes

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

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Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

What's the only thing worse than a worm in your apple?

Reposts

Receive Jokes More Receive Jokes

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

11 Year Old Jokes More 11 Year Old Jokes

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What is David Bowie's zodiac sign?

Cancer.

How do you describe getting cancer on your resume?

As a real growth opprotunity

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for mother's day?

G u knit

What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit