Wish Foundation Jokes

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

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What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas?

Gee, you knit

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50 cents. That's Ludicris!

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How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

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What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

What do poor countries already have but also receive?

AID...S

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

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What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the apathetic philosopher doctor say?

Who cures?

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .