Wish Foundation Jokes

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

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Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's your best pick up line?

Cocaine Edit:spelling

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

11 Year Old Jokes More 11 Year Old Jokes

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?

A: Lawn chair.

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

What do you call people who teach their kids to use abstinence as birth control?

Grandparents.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

What makes a salami excited?

When the ham is cured!

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer