Wish Foundation Jokes

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

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Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

50 Cent Jokes More 50 Cent Jokes

How much is an M&ampM?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!

What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing the snowboarder ever said?

Hey guys, watch this!"

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

11 Year Old Jokes More 11 Year Old Jokes

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

What's the best part about taking a shower with an 11 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

Whats the difference between a genie and a genius?

A genie grants wishes, while a genius wishes for grants.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the boy with no arms & legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

What do fish do when they have cancer?

Nemotherapy