Wish Foundation Jokes

How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

Natural selection.

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What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids?

A genie.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

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What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

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What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

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What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

Why couldn't G Unit get on the Bus?

They did not have 50 Cent.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !