Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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What do poor countries already have but also receive?

AID...S

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What's the prize for getting the Human Papilloma Virus?

You get an a-wart!