Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

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Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

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Because just one more and it would be two-farty

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Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty