Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

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How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?

A: To meet chicks.

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!