Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

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What about a Walking Dead situation where she's a zombie?

Then I can bang other chicks "

What do chicks and jobs have in common?

They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.