Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

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Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

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Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.