The pet store
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Coffee Mug
To buy some quack croakaine!
To pick up some chicks.
Ay puppi.
Quit falcon around or get the flock outta here!
Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.
The ICU (I-see-you!)
A small medium at large.
She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
Sears.
They're only going to buy drugs or alcohol with it!"... oh, like I wasn't !
Pick up a penguin
Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.
To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.
Dominicans are close, but no cigar
Never tell anyone what are you so mad about
An autistocrat.
