Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

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How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line.

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store?

To pick up some chicks.

What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.

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Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles?

To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!