Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

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Why did the wine critic get kicked off the nudist beach?

Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)

What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

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Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

What did my Dominican girlfriend say when she saw me at the pet store?

Ay puppi.

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Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles?

To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!