Getting ready for work
The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts
Because it's not called a purconow.
Relaxatives.
A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.
Because they'll work for p naughts.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
