What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

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What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

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What's the difference between snow tires and black people?

The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you