What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why was the Instagram star so bad at making coffee?

Because she used #nofilter

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you get if you mix..... Mexicans with Samoans?

Some mo Mexicans!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.