What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.