What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

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How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

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What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

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What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.