What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

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What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.

What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.