What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

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What do you get when you mix Nyquil and MiraLAX?

Relaxatives.

What is cold, grey, and ugly?

Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno.