What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

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Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

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What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

What do you call a hurtful play on words?

A Punjab.