Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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Looking sharp.

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Abort mission!

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BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

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What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

How to lose a gf: Gf: which of my friends would be the most fun to have a 3some with?

Me: *names two of them*

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Where do all the good boys go to hide away?

r/cringepics Based off Daya's song "Hide Away"

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.