Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.

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How many 3rd wave feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.

Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

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Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.

What do you call a person without a son?

per

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What do you call Squidward when he gives DNA results for a living?

You call 'im Maury. :)

How'd family dinner go?

ME: Huge mess to clean. F: It's spotless! M: *sprays luminol* You'd never know they were even here.

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What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Whats a gf?

Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.