What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

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What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

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Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police?

An un-armed gingerbread man

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.