What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

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What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ?

The smell of their fingers.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a girls cross country team?

One is a group of cunning runts.

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.