What's the difference between the UN and ISIS?

The pension package.

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What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

Why did the philanthropist learn how to subtract?

Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!

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Why are ISIS fighters afraid to join the TEA Party?

They're afraid they'll be audited by the IRS.

How do you tell a joke about ISIS?

It's all about the execution

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How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.