What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

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What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.