What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

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What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

What did the pope say when he spilled the sacramental wine?

Do we have any papal towels