What's it called when you make sure you don't spill the wine?

Being carafe-ful.

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What's the difference between little girls and wine?

Wine gets better as it gets older

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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What do we call of spill of the world's most abundant resource?

A sunny day.

Why was the Dalai Lama not upset after he spilled spaghetti sauce?

Because it happened in the *past*a.