What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

Collection Jokes More Collection Jokes

What'd they call that place with the collection of escape artist memorabilia?

now museum, now you don't

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

Addiction Jokes More Addiction Jokes

What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.