What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

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What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

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What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.