What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

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Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

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What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.