What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

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What's the difference between a doe and dope?

One's gotta pee.

What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

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What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

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What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.