Addiction Jokes

What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

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What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?

Addiction

What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata

What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.