What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

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Why don't my dog and my cat get along?

She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

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Why does Michael Scott hate Hamlet?

Toby or not Toby

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.