What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

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How do you make a cat sounds like a dog?

Douse it in gasoline and set it on fire. !

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ?

Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

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What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.