What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute ?

My cat would be dead before I got 50

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What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub"

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.