What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

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What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow?

Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe.

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

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Why wasn't Hamlet sad when his girlfriend drowned?

He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.