What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

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Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi

What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

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What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.