What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

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What did the cat say to the correctional officer?

Let MEOWWWWWOUT!!

Why don't cats like online shopping?

They prefer a cat-alogue.

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What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

What happened when Hamlet discovered his love dead?

Necro-Ophelia

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How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways... Five.

What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!