How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells?

He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.

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How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

nose

How do you spell "apathy"?

I don't care.