Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

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Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

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Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

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Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!

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They go off on tangents.

What do you find on a beach?

A tangent.