Why is trigonometry so hard to talk about?

You always end up going off onto tangents.

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What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

When does 2-1=0 ?

When you're talking about choices.

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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How does a Trigonometry teacher appreciate his girlfriend?

Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!

Why don't white girls like trigonometry?

Because secant even.

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Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.