Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

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What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

How do you get a parrot to talk properly ?

Send him to polytechnic !

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.