Why was the boat disobedient?

Nobody gave it a stern talking to.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.

When a guy texts "your beautiful," reply with "my beautiful what?

then laugh and laugh and never talk to that nice idiot again.

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Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards into the water?

Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.