trigonometry. (trigger-ometry)
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They go off onto different tangents.
You always end up going off onto tangents.
cos sin
Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!
because there is alot of sin going on.
Just cos.
Cos they are afraid of Sin
They're afraid of sin
Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent
Because secant even.
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They can't tan. Why can't Christians do trigonometry They can't sin. Why can't the rest of us trigonometry Just cos.
Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.
The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!
Hash with alot of Salt
Alot of T gets dumped in a harbor
He was talking on his shellphone.
Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.
Because he never left the pub.
A: A new bar
It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!
A: He wanted to see time fly.
It's raining Ken, hallelujah....
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
To avoid monkey suits
Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.
Cuban
An ATM machine
