What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

Where is the best place to find Eskimo Lesbians?

At the Klondike Bar.

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What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

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What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it