What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

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What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?

It became a daddy short legs !

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn?

Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it