Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

What do you call a group of whales playing music together?

An Orcastra

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station