Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

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What do you call a lamington that weighs a lot?

A lamingTON!

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

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Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!