Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

How do you weigh a Hipster?

In instagrams

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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.