Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

Why should you never trust a whale with your secrets?

They're huge blubbermouths.

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Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

How do you weigh a Hipster?

In instagrams

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Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.