What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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What do you call a super kind man who spends too much time on the beach?

A tangent

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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Why are women bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to all their lives about how long "8" inches is.

How do you make a living?

FRANKENSTEIN: make a living what

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What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

What does a man consider to be a seven course meal?

A hot dog and a six pack.

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What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes