What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

What does a guy with 2 right feet wear to the beach?

Flop-Flops :)

What does a man with one leg wear to the beach?

Flop.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!

Where do homeless accountants live?

In a tax shelter. Blame GROCO PCA

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

What did the hamburger say when it found out that most people liked hamburgers better than frankfurters?

Hot dog!'

Canine Jokes More Canine Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.