What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

What do you call a dog that goes to the beach?

Ballroom blitz

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Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

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What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma