Canine Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

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What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

Meth Lab Jokes More Meth Lab Jokes

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

What do you call a drug-addicted canine?

A meth lab!

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Hot Dog Jokes More Hot Dog Jokes

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

Small Dog Jokes More Small Dog Jokes

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What have men and spray paint in common?

One squeeze and they're all over you.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Dogma Jokes More Dogma Jokes

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells?

He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.