Canine Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

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What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

Bad Word Jokes More Bad Word Jokes

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

Meth Lab Jokes More Meth Lab Jokes

What do you call a drug-addicted canine?

A meth lab!

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What kind of drugs to tumblr users take?

Anti-oppressants.

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

What do you call a drug-addicted vampire?

Crackula

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.

Dogma Jokes More Dogma Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

Large One Jokes More Large One Jokes

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.