Canine Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

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What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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What do you call a drug-addicted canine?

A meth lab!

What's the difference between a meth lab and a Ferrari?

There isn't a Ferrari in my garage

Veterinarian Jokes More Veterinarian Jokes

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

X Chromosome Jokes More X Chromosome Jokes

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

Dogma Jokes More Dogma Jokes

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

How do you perform mediation?

Meditation Uuuummmmmmm........"

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella with him everywhere?

Fa Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

A: fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

What do you called being pepper sprayed at UC Davis?

Occupational hazard.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.