Canine Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

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What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

Why was the topologist confident about performing a vasectomy?

Because open balls are in his neighborhood

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Where does a two dimensional man live?

A flat.

Where do werewolves live?

In werehouses.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

Lab Jokes More Lab Jokes

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

Veterinarian Jokes More Veterinarian Jokes

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker?

first post) Ace of spays

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What does a power ranger say before they do drugs?

It's morphine time!

What do you call it when Wonder Woman does too many drugs?

Heroine overdose

Addict Jokes More Addict Jokes

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

Why are wires addicted to electricity?

They can't resist.