Canine Jokes

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma

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What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

What do you call a drug-addicted vampire?

Crackula

Veterinarian Jokes More Veterinarian Jokes

What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

Small Dog Jokes More Small Dog Jokes

What do you call a small dog that can store food?

Pupperware

What do you call a small dog?

A subwoofer!

X Chromosome Jokes More X Chromosome Jokes

How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

Large One Jokes More Large One Jokes

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Why do drugs for small dogs have to be tested on larger ones first?

All canine drugs must be lab tested before their public release.

Snoop Dogg Jokes More Snoop Dogg Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

What is Snoop Dogg's favorite note?

High G.