What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

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How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

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What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What do you call an angry shopper using bad words?

A cussomer.

What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.