What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

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What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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What political party entices most Gorillas?

The Treepublican Party!

How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla?

He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

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Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

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What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.