What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school?

No idea man, im just flying the drone.

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

Why is today John Philip Sousa Day?

Because he told everyone to march fourth.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.