The posters
The C4 does something when it's triggered.
Nothing.
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
It's on the front page
Cause it couldn't get on the right track. I made that joke when I was little and remembered it today, might as well post it.
Scratching at the lid of his coffin.
The Daily Moos.
It's not like they had to be there...
I'll get back to you in a few weeks
You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.
Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.