What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between England and a teabag?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ?

Bean working very hard today !

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !

Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ?

Cannelloni some money till next week

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?