How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

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How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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What did the short boy bring to high school?

A ladder.

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.

How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

Freudian Jokes More Freudian Jokes

What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

Why did Freud hurt his shoulder?

He made a Freudian slip