How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.

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How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb?

They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

Who and Facebook?

When the Doctor changes the timeline, it's usually for a good reason.

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How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

What are your intentions?

Cessna: "To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating." ATC: "I meant in the next five minutes not years."

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.

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How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.

What do you call it when two transgender people go on a couples cruise around Hawaii?

A trans pacific partner ship.

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What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.