What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

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Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a guy who screams, "I love you, mom!" every time he climaxes?

Me.

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What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig?

He knows a little ham goes a long way.

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Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.

How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.