What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

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How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

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What do you call a guy that can't make a joke?

A dead one.

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

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What did the cook say to the dough?

A: I "NEED" you!

How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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How do you pick up women in Waco, Texas?

With a DustBuster.

Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?

A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.