Dave Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

What's Dave's favorite music genre?

Meta.

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

What did Dave Grohl say when he accidentally dropped his sandwich?

There goes my hero"

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Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

What kind of underwear does John Grisham use?

Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What's the difference between a basketball player and a mexican?

Nothing, they both run, jump, shoot and steal.

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What is a sandwich on a ship?

A sub-marine

Why do geologists love sandwiches in the field?

Because they can get their whole grains.

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What's Dave Mustaine's favorite science?

Quantum Mechanix.

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

Dave Matthews Jokes More Dave Matthews Jokes

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

Gyro Jokes More Gyro Jokes

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

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How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

How many hobos does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dumpsters