Dave Jokes

Who's there? Dave. Dave who?

Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.

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Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...

What's Dave's favorite music genre?

Meta.

How can a beautiful girl like you be single?

Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

A: They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Self Esteem Jokes More Self Esteem Jokes

What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

edit: nevermind...

Hero Jokes More Hero Jokes

How many Heros does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All, to save this world from the darkness.

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What is a suicidal person's favorite card game?

Bridge.

Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

Dave Matthews Jokes More Dave Matthews Jokes

How many Dave Matthews fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are Dave Matthews fans

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

Gun Store Jokes More Gun Store Jokes

Why was the high schooler in the gun store?

There was a back to school sale.

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!