Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

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What do you call it when a group of ghosts rob a bank?

A polterheist.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

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What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.