Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

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What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

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Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

A: Billy the Squid.