What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

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Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

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What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

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What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.