What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

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Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

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How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.