What do you call it if a white person robs you?

Capitalism

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What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

What do you call a crocodile when it robs drinks?

Gator-raid. &lt3 edit: Learned the difference between a crocodile and alligator.

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How do you offend a white person?

Tell them they can't make racist jokes.

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

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What's the loudest economic system?

CAPITALISM

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.