Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What would Harper Lee's book be called if he was Mexican?

Tequila Mockingbird.

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe?

Roberto

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Why cant train drivers be sentenced to the electric chair?

Because they're bad conductors.

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.