Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does a Mexican get when he slides down a hill?

Gracias

Why can't youplay UNO with Mexicans?

Because they'll take all of your green cards.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the Baker rob the Banker?

Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

What do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

What's the difference between a New Yorker and a Canadian?

A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives

Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives