Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a mexican with no legs?

consuelo

What do you call a mexican who last his car?

Juaquin.

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What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.