Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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A Juanting.

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Juan nail at a time.

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He had loco motives!

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He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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For hispanic attacks...

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Juan on Juan.

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He had loco motives.

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

Why did the train engineer go on a rampage?

He had a loco-motive.