Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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What do you call a Mexican on a bike?

a dirt bike

Why hasn't there been a Mexican Disney Princess?

Because everyone would just think it's a quinceaera

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What does robbing a Scotsman get you?

Kilt

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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What do you call a Mexican guy shouting at someone?

An argumentative ese

What did the Mexican guy get for Christmas?

His verdict.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why are trains so energetic?

They have Conductors.

What kind of ears do trains have?

Engineers (engine ears).

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives