Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

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What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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What do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

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Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives