Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why aren't there any mexicans in star trek?

They don't work in the future either.

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

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What do vegetable do when they got robbed?

They dont.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

Why are trains always being falsely imprisoned?

A. Because of their loco motives