Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

Rob Jokes More Rob Jokes

Why did the baker rob the deer park?

He kneaded the doe. (Doesn't work too well in text)

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

Mexican Guy Jokes More Mexican Guy Jokes

What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call a mexican guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

Loco Motive Jokes More Loco Motive Jokes

Why did the Mexican guy rob a train?

He had a loco motive.

Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.