Salon Jokes

How did the Manicurist feel after her salon was robbed?

Defiled.

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Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*