What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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Where do man-splainers get their water?

From a well, actually...

What letter of the alphabet has got lots of water?

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Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.

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What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn