What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water?

It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

Why are gold fish orange ?

The water makes them rusty !

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.

What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

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What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn