What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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What kind of water do you put into a waterbed?

Spring water

What do you call a dolphin that is out of the water?

Dolphout

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What do you call a guy with a toe growing out of his knee?

Tony.

Why did the baby kangaroo not want to grow up?

It was a wannabe wallaby!

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What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.