What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What's water?

so she wouldn't feel stupid.

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

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What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.