What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

Homeowner Jokes More Homeowner Jokes

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn