What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

How do you get a polar bear in the water?

First, you cut a hole in the ice, then you sprinkle some pees around the hole. When the polar bear goes to take a pee, you kick him in the ice hole!

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How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

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What did the homeowner say to the fruit growing gardener?

Water me lawn

What did the homeowners of house haunted by windows have?

Phantom panes.